Edge Guard theme song.. sung to the 'Beverly Hillbillies' theme
(written by mdg)

Come 'n listen to my story 'bout a girl from Jade
Freckles on her cheeks, and a frosty magic blade.
And then one day, she was training with the Guard,
A band of orcs tried to take them down hard.
Ambush that is! Sneak attack! Dirty tricks!

Well, the next thing ya know, the Guard is feeling worn.
Onoli said, "Sheila, go into human form."
And "If we don't defeat them, they'll sack the whole town!"
So Sheila switched forms and laid the smack down.
Kapowies that is! Lots of them, Deep hurting.

Well now the Guard is mourning, their leader Gaja's dead.
The Jasper of Leadership bopped Sheila on the head.
And some have said, when the darkest hour comes,
Our little jaguar will be the Chosen One.
Hero, that is! Save the world, Sheila-style, with kapowies!
Write it quick Fred, y'hear!