"Addicted to Fred" to the tune of "Addicted to Love"
(written by mdg)

The books are in - but it's not here.
Your mind is full of fear.
Your dealer tells you kinda meek;
You have to wait another week

You can't sleep, you can't eat
There's no doubt - you're in deep
Your mind's a whirl, you can't breathe,
Another ish is all you need.

You like to think that it's only a fad -
Oh yeah?
It's closer to the truth to say that you've got it bad -
You know you're gonna have to face it;
You're addicted to Fred.

You have the dolls - you think they're cool;
Every T-shirt makes you drool.
Your heart beats your life away,
Until you see the OVA.

Every Milk or TPB;
And now you've subbed to Legacy.
You've even joined FPFC,
And waste your nights on IRC.

You like to think that it's only a fad -
Oh yeah?
It's closer to the truth to say that you've got it bad -
You know you're gonna have to face it;
You're addicted to Fred.

The issue's in, you've brought it home.
Your time is not your own.
The pages turn, the story's great,
Another month, you cannot wait!

You like to think that it's only a fad -
Oh yeah?
It's closer to the truth to say that you've got it bad -
You know you're gonna have to face it;
You're addicted to Fred.