"Peebo Wizard" to the tune of "Pinball Wizard"
(Written by mdg)

Ever since I was a young girl,
I've known just where to go.
From Shangri-La to Eden,
And even Dorado..

But I ain't seen nothing like her,
Anywhere upon the globe,
That half-human hybrid,
Sure makes a mean Peebo !

She sits like a statue,
Upon her LBD.
Chooing all her targets
Always shooting keen.

She plays with high explosives,
The city's gonna blow.
That half-human hybrid,
Sure makes a mean Peebo!

She's a Peebo wizard
You know she'll find a way.
A Peebo wizard,
Who'll always save the day.

'How do you think she does it? I don't know!
What makes her so good?'

She ain't got no restrictions
Can't hear those sirens and such,
Don't see lights a flashin'
Never says "Too much".

Always has a angle,
And never stops the show...
That half-human hybrid
Sure makes a mean Peebo.

I thought I was
The gadget-making girl
But I just handed
My techie crown to her.

Even in the Dragon Tower,
She can pass the test.
Her sensors track them in
Her Cannon does the rest.

She's got crazy trigger fingers
Never missed a go...
That half-human hybrid
Sure makes a mean Peebo!!!!!