Gina: Lenscrafters won't guarantee glasses that big in "under an hour"
Britanny: Three words -- "Bad Fur Days"
Ryan: Street Fighter 3 costs 50 cents a play
Ace: Birds that think they own the whole sky
Brianna: Stupid concealed-weaponry laws
Peebos: Gum on the floor
Lich King: Those wild dogs looking for a bone to gnaw on
Penny: Advanced alien civilizations that don't come with warning labels
Zelda: People keep asking if she's ever gonna do another Star Trek movie
Charlotte: The pesky neighbor's cat
Genn: Brianna
Peachbody: Has no will power when it comes to Milk-Bones
Ionis: Pee Wee
Daishi: Socks that fall down in the thick of battle
Pee Wee: Has his own private army and STILL has to be in bed by 9
Seance: Genn
Theo: Mumsy
Julia: Doctor won't write a prescription for 50 Advil a day
Montara: Montara