12. "Hey, anyone seen where my experimental Nuclear Peebo got to?"
11. "Oopsie"
10. "What do you mean you 'just ate the last of the tuna'?"
9. "Um, Gina.. where'd the house go?"
8. "Brit, have you seen my Nair? It looks just like your Selsun Blue.."
7. "Gina, why did Seance just run from the room screaming 'ORGY?!?'.."
6. "NO CHEETS, NOT THAT BUTTON!!"
5. "I'm POSITIVE this isn't a trap."
4. "Genn, did you really think silver underwear would stop me?"
3. "Cheets, have you seen Charlotte? ..and why are there feathers in here?.."
2. "Sorry sis, me and Erwin are going out tonight"

and...

1. "Thanks for reading about the adventures of me and my sisters. Farewell.."