EPISODE AND REVIEW GUIDE

	Gold Digger #6
	December 1999
The battle in the banquet continues as Stripe arrives to explosions. Gina has teleported in some Beta technology weapons and is shooting at everything. Seance and Ryan try to stop Faunty, while some of the other banquet members try to stop Pee Wee. We find out that one of them was beaten by Faunty's Djinni before. Daishi gets very hurt (it's hard to explian, it has to be seen). Gina has gone crazy, and to try and stop her, Brianna releases her EMP Thundershock Peebo, the Peebo-chu!, but it gets blown up. Gina finaly stops when she almost blows her sisters heads off by accident. Meanwhile, Ryan and Seance are in a bloody pulp, being badly beaten by Fauntleroy (seance stating that he is not human.... hmmm...). Brit trys to stop him, but as she is about to get pounded, Stripe stops the punch with one hand and forces Faunty back (how strong is Stripe realy.....?). Ryan managed to grab his ring before he left. After all this, Gina is given the Explorer of the Year award, in probably one of the most happiest moments in her life.
Defining Moments: Peebochu | Oops! | Thank you!
Quotable Quotes: Officer "The parking lot to the east is covered in debris and landmines! Better take the parking to the south garage." Stryyp "Huh?" Officer "And watch the crossfire from the north tower! Have a nice day :)" Stryyp "HUH!?!" --- Genn "You're-- you're shooting at living beings and having the time of your life!" Brianna "Don't worry Genn. It's ...ur... set on stun!" Genn "A 30 mm Vulcan Cannon with a STUN SETTING??" Brianna "It could happen." --- Shinryuken "Ancient proverb say: Little trash-talking-bastard who back friend in fight... writes checks his friend's butt shall bounce high from" "You should surender honourably, my friend.. Ancient proverb say: Know when to hold `em, know when to fold `em."

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	Gold Digger #7
	January 2000
(Note on the cover... alot of people dont pick this up first off.... To the right of Gina is her shadow.... and loming above it is the shadow of a Grim Reaper......SCARRY!) This issue starts off with a shoping trip. Gina takes Brit and Bri to a Bulk Bargain Store......and end up taking 4 forklift loads home.......(how they got it into the Ginamobile I have no idea...) But while there, they meet up with Monty from the Awards cerimony. He gives Gina the Lamp and Djinni that Pee Wee stole from Fauntlery. Back at the complex when the new Djinni and Dao confront, we find out that they were once married/lovers. We learn some background on Fauntlery, and find out that he is actualy a Dragon. She ends up convincing Gina that she must go to a "Place of no return", a place of death.... something that deals with the creation and controling of the Djinni (and possibly freeing?). Also, she tries to hit on Stripe.... which is probably not a good idea with Brit around, she got a little pissed (well, mabey more than pissed, she just about went balistic).
Defining Moments: Sleeping In | MEGA TUNA! | Ker-Tackle!
Quotable Quotes: Gina "Britanny! M-my PANTS!!" --- Gina "And if the hadn't overstuffed themselfs the moment we got home, they would be able to politely say hello... Instead of being rude, beached whales... to bloaded even to speak..." Britanny "Can't believe we ate.... ...whole can!..." --- Madrid "Why hello, darling! I don't think I've had the pleasure... but I've no doubt I soon will..." Stryyp "I beg your pardon?" Madrid "I am Madrid. Remember that name. You'll be saying it over and over in extacy tonight!"

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	Ninja High School #8
	February 2000
We find Fauntlery there already, with two of his servant wurms helping him, just waiting for Gina to do all the work. Gina, Ace, Penny, take off to the suposed location of this temple. Seance and Stripe had gone up earlier to set up camp. (Brit and Bri are shopping or something). Stripe is sorta taking over Brit's job for this mission. Finding the opening of the temple, Stripe just jumps in, Gina worried that he'll fall and hurt himself, then remembers he can float now......It's too dark inside, so Seance casts a light spell down into it, and it reveals to be a giant spinning blender type thingie! Acid starts pouring in and it spinns faster, creating a vortex, and Stripe is unable to fly out.... Gina fires her plunger gun at Stripe, sticking him right in the face. Seance casts a strength spell and tries to pull him up, but the floor starts to cumble and everyone starts falling. But breaking the floor lessened the vortex alowing Stripe to fly up grabbing Penny, Seance grabing Gina (accidently feeling her up at the same time). Stripe, Gina and Penny start to look into the temple, while Ace goes off for more supplies. Seance says he'll wait for Ace, but has an alterior motive, as he sences that Fauntlery is there. He attacks Faunty a few times, and gets him really angry. (Note: there are lots of funny one liners in this issue :)
Defining Moments: Plunger Gun | Dont Piss Seance Off | No Monsters
Quotable Quotes: Gina "Fauntleroy wants to get his hands on it worse than Seance wanted to get his hands on my goodies!!" Seance "g-GINA!" Gina "I didn't mind Seance.. But I do mind if fauntleroy has his way..." Seance "D-didn't I say it was an accident?" Gina "Hee Hee 'Got you to blush!! See? Under all those hard muscles still lurks the same, old, shy, but cute Seance!" Penny "Girl, you need to quit." --- Gina "So... Who goes down first?" Stryyp "Oh, Yeah... I'M suposed to..... Okay.. here we go.." Gina "Stryyp! Wait! You're Gonna need ROPE! It's TEN stories straight D-- HUH? Oh, Wait, That's right! He can FLY!" --- Ace "Dam Gee... now I remeber why I stay inside the ride on these trips...

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	Gold Digger #9
	March 2000
This story continues Gina and the groups adventures in "Um Di Turrok"... the halls of the extreemly dead. Waiting inside are Fauntlerys 2 drakes, hiding ready for an attack. Penny trys to get her scanner to work... and asks for a gun to shoot it.... Well, the drakes take this as they need the gun to attack them and instead. Gina brings out one of Brianna's "Modified" weapons.. and the drakes take off. Meanwhile, someone is watching Gina (apears he has been for a while), and unseenly urgess Gina to find him (for good reasons). Back with seance, Fauntlery is totaly pissed, cuz Seance is using mostly defensive and illusionary spells. Seance retells the brief story of how Fauntlery got to be human. Fauntlery starts swinding around a tree (a big one), but Seance just cast and weakness spell on him and the tree falls on him. He pulls out a dwarven dagger, but Seance just urges him to attack. Back in the temple, Gina accidently steps on a trap trigger. I giant spiked ball falls on Stryyp, and he manages to deflect it partialy.... but still get alot more bandaged. Not a few minutes afterwards, Gina sets off another one, but realizes it, calling out for Stryyp to move left..... no.. her left....*CRUNCH* now Stryyp in getting close to needing a body cast.... They eventuayly find the room with the strange watcher, which is another Djinni. He tells them of the Djinni's world (which ends up being created by the Nomad Artificers, the ones that created Subtracto!), and how it is invaded, and the Djinni's made slaves. He teleports them outside, telling them to come back in a year, when they are prepared, and then the temple disapears. They find Seance who has given Fauntlery a royal beating (and who has taken off with his 2 drakes). Seance suffered a scratch by the dagger, but shruged it off... until Gina told him to look..... HIS BIG MUSCULAR BODY was now disapearing, his oldy body beneith it.... was the muscles an illusion?
Defining Moments: "Aw, rats...." | Your other left Stryyp! | SQUISH
Quotable Quotes: Penny "Well...um.. Can I have your CD collection after Brit kills you, Gina?" Stryyp "CHND BRHHHMN" Penny "huh?" Stryyp "CHND BRHHHMNH!!!!" Gina "ZIONKS! We forgot AIR HOLES" --- Penny "Hee! Hee! Hee! Imagine my total embarrassment! My 'Mapper' worked after all. I just fogot to tun off the stupid screen saver!" --- Stryyp "LOOK OUT!" Gina "ZIONKS! They must be Dragons! It's an ambush!!" #38 "Wait.. You didn't know we were there after all?? @$*&!!"

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	Gold Digger #10
	April 2000
The start of this issue is a quite....er....interesting scene. Dao is working away on an experiment, when Gina walks in, wearing ONLY a lab coat (and barely at that). She proposes a different type of experiment with him, when suddenly Gina (?!?) comes over the intercom. This was Madrid, playing a nasty trick with her ex-husband, but now has something on Dao... that he secretly likes Gina. Gina and Penny are trying to sneek Stripe into the Regen chamber, when Brit, Bri and Genn come through the door, and Gina quickly pushes Stripe into the elevator. Penny takes off quickly (valuing her life), as Genn opens the elevator..........>GINAAAAAAAAAAA! Brit calms down quickly tho. Madrid arives, asking about the expidition, and seems to have a seceret plan about the Djinni home dimension. Genn also seems to know who Madrid is.. and get's quite upset about it.. Julia arives, ready to return to Jade, and explains to the others (Gina, brit) what actualy happened on Jade when they were there. We find out that Seance's War Mage look was only an illusion, to help him learn that there is more to it than just brute force. Also we learn about the tournement, where Julia lost her title as Arms Master. G'nolga chalenged Julia, but had a secret card... she had Brianna prisoner... so Julia had no chioce to lose to her...and to add insult to injury, it was made to look like she was paid to loose. Right at the end of the thing, Seance arives, having just rescued Brianna, and they escape to earth. Julia vows to return and reclaim her title, with Gina and Bri's help building a new sword for her.
Defining Moments: GINAAAAAAAAAAA! | Groovy | "I'm going back!"
Quotable Quotes: Penny "Don't look back, Penny... Don't look BACK!" Kit "That wasn't a very nice thing to do, Penny..." Penny "Shut up, Kit..." --- Julia "My father was actually smiling! It was the first time in my life... I had ever seen him smile!!! Mom said to me that he smiled only one other time... the day I was born.." --- Gina "Mom, you're about to get HOOKED UP!"

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